Police high alert k time

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views
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