Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?

Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.

Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?

Student: Yes, Sir.

Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?

Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

Main Sabka Baap Hon

Some 1 Wrote 2 Sardar

Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs 100 Bhejo Hoshyar Ho To 200
Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo

Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote

Oey Main Sabka Baap Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawai Li Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,

pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,

pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Vs Sardar

Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?

Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.

Pathan: To phir anda bana don…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher: Chaman

Teacher: Chaman,
If Your Father Earned $100,000
And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,
What Would She Have?
Chaman: A Heart attack

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Samoso or pakodon

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka
khaana mat khao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)