GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU
GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.
GADHA PANI P gaya.
POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?
SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai
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