1 Elaan ho raha tha

1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye."
Santa aya aur kehne laga - "Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1103 views
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