Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views
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