Nikah K Bad Dulha
Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi: Bv Ki Khubsurti K Mutabiq Dedo Dulha Ne 10 Rupay De Diye Achank Hawa Se Lrki Ka Ghunghat Uth Gya Molvi: Baqaya To Lelo Bhai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1013 views
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan to dukandaar.
bhai jaan cigrate to dena,
Dukandaar:
Kon Sa?
Pathan"
Jis main se dhooa niklai........
by Raju (few years ago!)
A Guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to tackle a wife.."
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.
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Google Search Result:
"Even We are searching"...:-D
by lescol (few years ago!)
Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?
Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
# Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia
sardar dar gia or bola "molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Bhai Saheb 1 Kala
Bulb Dena!
Shopkeeper:Aap Kale Bulb Ka
Kia Karoge?
Sardar: Dopehr Mein Sone
K Liye Andhera Karna Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"
Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.
Pathan Bola:
"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)