Nikah K Bad Dulha: Fees? Molvi: Bv Ki Khubsurti K Mutabiq Dedo Dulha Ne 10 Rupay De Diye Achank Hawa Se Lrki Ka Ghunghat Uth Gya Molvi: Baqaya To Lelo Bhai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko

1 Truck Dusry Truck Ko
Rasi Se Bandh Kr Leja Rha Tha
Ye Dekh Kr Ek Pathan Has-Has Kr Lotpot Hogya

Or Kehny Laga:
Ek Rassi Ko Le Jany K Liye
Do Do Truck

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

O budhia ruk

Lion- O budhia ruk, mujhe tera khooon peena hi.

Budhia- lion bhai kisi javan ladki ka pio uska khoon garam hoga,

Lion-nahi aaj mera COLDDRINK pine ka man hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main teri Maa Hoti

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy

2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …

Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy

Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mujh se panga na le

First Boy:

Mujh se panga na le, main sher da puttar h0on…!

Second Boy:

Yaar,ek baat to bata, Sher ghar aaya tha,ya anti jungle gayi thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)