Hostel student 2 his frnd
Hostel student 2 his frnd:
"yaar dhoka ho gya".
Friend-"kya ho gya?".
studnt-"bhai kitab k paise mangvaaye the,
gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di'.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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