Tumhare father kia karte hain?
Teacher: Tumhare father kia karte hain?
Student: HBFC k malik hain.
Teacher: O Nice, acha ye HBFC ka matlab kia hai?
Student: Hafiz Burger & Fruit Chaat
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 577 views
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Ek aurat Pathan
inspector se:
Mera husband ek haftay pehle aalu lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya
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Pathan inspector:
”To behan kuch aur paka lo”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?
Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho
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Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar & Pathan were sitting outside a clinic.
Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night. There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor. “Pull,” said the patient.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BE-IZZATIIII...!!!
Maths teacher: jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.
Student: Sir, aapko koi acha teacher padhata hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.
Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.
Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
SWEETEST EXCUSE; A kid gets 0 mark in a paper. Father angrily say wat is this? Kid replies:techer k pass STARS khatam ho gaye to PLENET dene shuru kar diye…!
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
pathan : konse paise
samose wala : pepsi ke
pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
samose wala : to rol ke paise
pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
samose wala : to samose ke de de
pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote '100 ways to become rich'
Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)