Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 826 views
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