After car accident American

After car accident
American: Its fine man...

British: Im So Sorry

chines: are u oky?

Pakstani:O BhaRve, Andha hai Kya, Kutte ki tarha chala rha tha,Tere Baap ka Road hai ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views
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