After car accident American
After car accident
American: Its fine man...
British: Im So Sorry
chines: are u oky?
Pakstani:O BhaRve, Andha hai Kya, Kutte ki tarha chala rha tha,Tere Baap ka Road hai ...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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