Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur

Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,

Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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