Santa was cooking
Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start Dancing & Singing 'HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 564 views
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