PIECE OF PHILOSHOPY FROM A PASSIONATE BUNKER:
i always think of attending the classes regularly but for thinking i need to bunk.....

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 1081 views

Tum kia bhoot se kam ho?

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai k tum ho

saya sa koi lehraye to lagata hai k tum ho

ab tm hi btao k kia tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.

Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”

Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”

Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blue dant

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Daadi marte hue :Beta me apna

Daadi marte hue :Beta me apna farm,:-):-):-)
6tractor,:-):-):-)
50 janwar :-):-):-
&
22,389,630 cash tumhare naam karti hoon.
Beta: dadi ye sub hay kahan?

dadi:FARMVILLE on
facebook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

Mother To Doctor On Phone:
Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai
Mai Kya Karo

Doctor:
Pehle Ap 2 Nafil Shukrane Ada Karen K Apki Tarf Bijli Arahe Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)