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Africa kai aik jungle mi aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

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