Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha

Girl: aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hey Kitney ka Liya

Boy: Race Mey Jeeta Hey
Girl: Wow Race Me Kitne Log They

Boy: 3 Police Waley 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1076 views
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