Sharabi: Doctor,Aap meri sharaab
Sharabi: Doctor,Aap meri sharaab chhudva sakte ho. Kya?
Doctor: Haa kyoun nahi.
Sharabi: To police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai plz chudva do.. (-;
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 780 views
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“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”
Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?
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Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?
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Ans:
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