BRILLIANT PATHAN
AMERICAN: can u swim?
PATHAN: no.
AMERICAN:dog is better than you because it swims.
PATHAN:can you swim?
AMERICAN:yes.
PATHAN:what is the difference btween u and dog?
moral:PATHAN B AQAL KI BAAT KAR SAKTY HEIN..
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 897 views
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