Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?
Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?
Santa ka beta utha.
T:Shabash bete batao.
Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1180 views
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