Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Apne teachers ki respackt

Apne teachers ki bahut respect kijye

q k

is dunia me murghi k ilawa wo ek parsonality hai jo ap ko anda de sakit hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

muje zehar dena

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at
the grocery store, but couldn't find one big
enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shaikh k ghar faqeer

Aik faqeer shaikh k ghar aya aur kaha me Allah ka mehman hun mujhe roti du

shaikh ne faqeer ko pakra aur masjid chor kar kaha ye Allah ka ghar hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..

santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea..
.
Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??
.
Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)