Ek pathan ka school main 7th class

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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