Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1274 views
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