Jab Gabbar paida hua...

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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