Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko
kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to
SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …
Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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