New Teacher: Students batao
New Teacher: Students batao class mein lecture kaisa hona chahiye
Bholu: Teacher, Mini skirt jaisa, jisse jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe…
Teacher:Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
Bholu:Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 990 views
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