New Teacher: Students batao

New Teacher: Students batao class mein lecture kaisa hona chahiye
Bholu: Teacher, Mini skirt jaisa, jisse jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe…

Teacher:Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi Sabko Aana Jaruri Hai….
Bholu:Teacher mein nahi aa sakta, Maa Itna Door Nahi Jane Degi…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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