Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!

Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 795 views

Paper was tough.

Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son:
Paper Was Tough!
Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son:
Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAK

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aap To Antaryami Ho

Santa Ek Jyotish Ke Paas Kundli Dikhane Gaya.

Jyotish: “Tera Naam Santa Singh Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tujhe Do Ladki & Ek Ladka Hai?”

Santa: “Ji Maharaj”

Jyotish: “Tune Abhi 10 Kilo Chawal Kharide Hai?”

Santa: “Haan, Oye Aap To Antaryami Ho”

Jyotish: “Bete Agli Baar Aana, To Kundli Lana Ration Card Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
.
.
"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

A boy was driving a car on a Highway.

A boy was driving a car on a Highway. A girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted, “Buffalo”
Girl turned back & shouted, “Pig, donkey, Monkey, Stupid boy”
Suddenly she met with an accident. She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road.
MORAL: “Girls never understand what a boy wants to say''

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)