Blond Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking.......and one blonde says to the other,
"Which do you think is farther away.........Florida or the moon?"The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida..?????"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1204 views
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