Sacha Dost Wo Hota He Jo

Sacha Dost Wo Hota He Jo

Exam Me Aapke Paas Wali Window k Samne Aake Bole..
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... ?

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Abe Kitna Likhega Jaldi Chal Teri Wali Jaa Rahi He.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 983 views
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jb urea zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kadu jesy sir se baal q nhi;-)

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Teacher ne kaha, Tum fail ho
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