Husband to Wife

Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur…

Wife: Aur Kya?

... Aur…

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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