Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar
Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 731 views
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