In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views

CCV CEMRA

Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/-
mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le
aata tha
Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa
kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage
hote hain!.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Pathan Ko Pehlay Rozay Par Maar Pari

Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara

Kyun?

Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha

“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”

by Raju (few years ago!)

Main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.

Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.

Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.

Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jannat Aur Molvi

Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do

Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Talk on sports

When design engineers get together they often
talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about
tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate
ladder the smaller your balls become.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)