Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se
"arrey sir amara poty aya ay"

Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"

Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views

1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,

1 Sardar Ghar par movie daikh raha tha,

Achank zor zor chiLLane laga: Oey, Ooye KHOTIYA, Signature na karin Na

Oy Oy Na Ooe Oye na karin KANJRA…

Kamre me achanak BV aai to apne shohar ki ye aawazen sun kar boli:

kon c FiLam vaikh raey Oo g?

Sardar: Apni shadi di.:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medam boy se

Medam boy se- kahan h copy, kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha,kya copy kya pen?

Tare mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chen,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police- Car Gas Par Hai

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai

Snta- Installment Par Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)