AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha

AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.

Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
... Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?

Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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