Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya

Ek Sardar ko Khali msg Aaya
Sardar nai usi number per call kar k kaha:

pai G! Twano maloom hai???

Twady Mobile di INK khtam ho gae ae....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views
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