EK Advocate ke bete ko
EK Advocate ke bete ko uski Maa ne thappad maara...
Beta baap ke paas gaya aur kaha:
"Mummy ne mujhe bina wajah thappad maara.."
Baap ne usse ek aur thappad maara aur kaha:
"Advocate ke bete ho kar tuje itna bhi nahin pata ki Supreme Court k khilaaf appeal High Court mein nahi hoti.
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