Ek kanjoos ko electric
Ek kanjoos ko electric current laga...
Uski wife:-
Aap theek toh hai na?
Kanjoos:-
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Mai theek hu... tu meter dekh unit kitne badhe...!! :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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