1 aadmi chaabi se
?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...
Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-
bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 808 views
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