"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views

1 admi apny dost

1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

Admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

Admi: Acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

Admi: Acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, Ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Afridi ne 6 mara.

2 charsi cricket match dekh rhay thy.
Afridi ne 6 mara.
Pehla charsi: Wah kiya goal kia hay.
Dusra charsi: Bewaquf goal is me nhi, cricket me
hota hay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 bacha road pe

1 bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja rha tha

1 Police wala hanste hue
Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rhe ho?

Bacha

Police me bharti krwane.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Secretary: Sir aap

Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se
nikal toh nahi rahe??

Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne
kaha?

Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa
aur Bed hatwa diya na Isliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

PaPpu To Doctor

PaPpu To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat Achi Rakhi Hai,
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Uska Haath Lagte He Mai Theek Hogaya,
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Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thappedh Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak Aaye Thi….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)