aik admi porani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar raha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin ne herat se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha keh do rupy sarmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 867 views

Boys Vs. Girls

Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,

Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Ask To Taxi Driver

Memon Ask To Taxi Driver:
Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazaar Jao Gay?

Taxi Driver: Han Jaon Ga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shopper Nikala Or Kaha: Wapsi Main Langar Ki Biryani Lete Aana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,

Pathan Or Bhi ziada Rone Laga.

Logon Ne Pocha, kia hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha

Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.

American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country,
America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country,
Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can
read SMS in my country, Pakistan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)