Darwesh kehta tha k



1 Darwesh

kehta tha k

1 zamana

Aisa Aaye ga k…

“1

SMS kry ga

Or…

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Dusra dheet bn k

Sirf prh k Muskurye ga

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Astaghfirullah ! WO ZAMANA AA GYA HY.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 762 views
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