Darwesh kehta tha k
1 Darwesh
kehta tha k
1 zamana
Aisa Aaye ga k…
“1
SMS kry ga
Or…
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Dusra dheet bn k
Sirf prh k Muskurye ga
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Astaghfirullah ! WO ZAMANA AA GYA HY.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 478 views
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