Janwron Ki Party Me

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha visky Pi K Tunn Tha

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Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati

Chuha:

Chali Ja

Nhi To Log Kahengey K Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya.:-*

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