Janwron Ki Party Me

Janwron Ki Party Me Chuha visky Pi K Tunn Tha

Billi:

Aj Party Na Hoti To Mai Tuje Kha Jati

Chuha:

Chali Ja

Nhi To Log Kahengey K Pi K Aurat Pe Hath Utha Dya.:-*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 803 views
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