Allama Iqbal ne prinday

Allama Iqbal ne prinday se Pucha k
Tumeh Asman se girney ka nahen ha dar?

Parinday ne Kaha k Iqbal Yar Tere Meharbani Inna Na Sochia Kar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views
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Khali raksha

malik nokar se “jaldi se ja kar koi khali raksha le aao.” Nokar “wapisaa kar koi khali raksha milta hi nahi,har aik main aik admi zaror betha hota hay”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
aaj ko asi bat kho

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho, ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau . . . .

Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho, aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi par.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Several short geology plays on words

Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!

And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:

That's not gneiss!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati. jab main ache kapde pehn ker

Pati- Jab Maine ache kapde Pehn k Bazar Jata hu
to Sabziwala sabzi mengi deta hai Jab Gande Kapde
pehn k jata hu to sasti
BV- Kal se Katora le k jana

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:
May I Come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
kis Din MjHe BhoOl jao gay

Ap kis Din MjHe BhoOl jao gay.
Select any numb.
1
2
3
4
5
6

Ek b select kia to 32 k 32 Dant tor dunga.
Kitna shok hy mje BhoOlny ka.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aap Pagal Ho

Aap Pagal Ho Urdu Funny Jokes Ap”P.A.G.A.L” ho . . . . Ghussa nahi krna mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL ho

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon

Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne

Pappu Ko Ek Baar Talibano Ne Pakad Liya Aur Kaid Kar Liya
Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar Rakh Ke Bola
Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To Gala Kaat Diya Jayega”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Yaar, Kesa Ajeeb Dharam Hai Tumhara, Kabool Karo To Susu Kaat Dete Ho, Na Karo To Gardan“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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