Teacher (Minister Ke Bete Se): “Batao, Sukhe Aur Baad Mein Kya Fark Hai?”

Minister Ka Beta: “Zameen-Aasmaan Ka”

Teacher: “b”

Minister Ka Beta: “Sukhe Mein Mere Papa Jeep Se Daura Karte Hai Aur Baad Mein Helicopter Se“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Fourth Husband

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy-Whats is d Differance between Person

Boy-Whats is d Differance between Personal &
Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
&
Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 sardar airhostess se,

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Lottery lga de

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared &
said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)