Baat Ko Suno, Samjho Fir Karo
Pathan Ko Drip Lagi. Jab Drip End Hone Lagi To Ussne Apne Bhai Se Kaha.
Pathan: “Jao Sister Ko Bula Ke Lao”
Bhai Gaya Aur Teen Din Ke Baad Peshawar Se Apni Behen Ko Le Aaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1044 views
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