Me: "Dad I want to go to a 50 cent concert."

Dad: "Here is one dollar, take your sister to.

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 798 views

Nokri chahye to sarkari

Sarkari Bas Me Bethna Nahi
Sarkari School Me Padhna nahi
Sarkari Dawa Khane Me Davai Karvani Nahi
Aur
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Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari.
Wah PAKISTANI Wah.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Will U Marry Me

Girl Ask Sardarji:
“Will U Marry Me”
Sardar Ji Replied: No !!
Mai Shadi Sirf Apne Relatives Mai Kere Ga
Mama Ne Papa Se Ki Thi
Bhayya Ne Bhabhi Se Ki
Aur Mai Apni Biwi Se Karon Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss

Santa: Dr.sahab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muh se
Smell aati hai.

Dr.“kamal hai jb mainne check kya tha tb to lipstick ki khushbu aarahi thi”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gadhe Ki Umeed

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Laloo mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai.

Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon..!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)