sardar ki science
SARDAR:mujy ek hathor ore keel chaye computer k liye.
SALESMAN:lekin iss ka computer main kya kaam?
SARDAR:yaar mujy computer mein window lagani hy...
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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