Hai To Vakiye Hi Ye Hairani Ki Baat

Ek Mareej Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Mareej: “Doctor Sahab, Mere Kaan Mein Matar Ka Podha Ugg Aaya Hai”

Doctor: “Ye Badi Hairani Ki Baat Hai”

Mareej: “Ji Haan Doctor Sahab, Hairani Ki Baat To Hai, Kyun Ki Mene To Apne Kaan Mein Bhindi Ke Beej Dale The“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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