Pata Nahi Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?

Ek Admi Santa Se: “Kya Apne Kisi Se Pyar Kiya Hai?”

Santa: “Haan Kiya Hai Par Jab Bhi Us Se I Love You Kehta Hoon, To Wo Bolti Hai I Love You 2 Pata Nahi Ab Ye Sala Dusara Kaun Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views
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