Overtime Karna Bechare Ki Majburi Hai
Ek Aadmi Ko Din Mein Sote Hue Ek Machhar Ne Kaata.
Aadmi Hairan Hote Hue Machhar Se Bola: “Tum To Raat Ko Aate The?”
Macchar Ne Kaha: “Kya Karoon Saahab Ghar Mein Maan-Baap Bimaar Hai Ek Choti Bahan Hai Jiski Shadi Karni Hai Ladke Walon Nai Dahej Mein Ek Liter Khoon Maanga Hai Isliye Overtime Karna Pad Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 904 views
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