Ek Baloch stdnt apne math k teacher se

arrey sir amara poty aya ay"
Math's teacher: poty aya he to toilet jao na beta"

Baloch: arrey sir amare swal ka answer poty(40) aya he. Tm b na sir jao arrey :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views

1 jungle main

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa
jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga
Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le
rae o…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee

Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”

Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein

Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Hotel's food

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?
Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas
Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sher ka pinjra khula reh

Santa:-sher ka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai?
Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Samajne ki kosish kro

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri zindgi se

GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)