Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views

aik admi ki biwi

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?


Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Police: Tenu kal subah 5 vaje

Police: Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi

Sardar: HA HA HA

Police: Q hasda piya wain

Sardar:- Main te utthda he 9 Wajay Aan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mai Cpu Hu Ab Bol

GOLU school me hans raha tha

MOLU chup kar

GOLU-Q,tum kon ho?

MOLU-mai monitor hu

GOLU-mai CPU hu. Ab bol.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera basta ve le jaen

Sardar k ghar chor aa gaya sardar k bete ki ankh khul gai.
Beta aahista se chor se bola;mera busta v le k jaen nai te mein khap pa deni aa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)